Birddog says:Holy K-rap. How come I didn't hear about this dyrectly? This is an outrage! Anyway...
I have two words for you: Centenario Tequila. I don't care if it's plata, anejo or reposado. Just git some. If he can't get that, then 1800 is a fine tequila as well. And, we've tried the Cabo, so you know how that goes down.
Unfortunately, BBalls doesn't know his liquors from a hole in the ground, so you'll need to axe him what other stuff they carry. Then report back.
Hank, the booze snob, turns his nose up at SKYY vodka, so save the Chopin for him.